by a Thinker, Sailor, Blogger, Irreverent Guy from Madras

I don’t know whether to be shaken or stirred.


I really don’t know whether he drinks, but if he does, then must be a cocktail rather than a scotch or brandy.  The Environment Minister Mr. Jairam Ramesh. who failed  to introduce GM crops seems to have turned his attention to reintroducing Cheetah in India.

And he is not alone – the British seem to have caught a similar fever and want to reintroduce something, (anything?, everything?) from brown bears to lynx to otters and what not.

Of other Europeans, I know of only one man obsessed with reintroduction – Silvio and his hair.
The main problem with reintroduction of Cheetahs in India is their impact on humans and livestock.  The minister says “cheetah are likely to present the lowest level of conflict with human interests, as they are not a threat to human life and are most unlikely to predate large livestock”.  But animal-human conflict is well and truly underway in India, not in remote ‘forest reserves’ or ‘wildlife sanctuaries’ like the ones contemplated but right in the cities.

The southern suburbs of the metropolitan city of Chennai (yea, my hometown) has become a crocodile breeding ground.  Baby crocs are carried out of the Vandalur Zoological Park by monsoon floods or by birds hunting for food and find sanctuary in nearby ponds and lakes.  When they grow up – Croc attack.

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Leopards have been sighted in the pilgrim site of Tirupati hills and a 3 year girl was attacked this week and if you think such cases are an aberration, just Google ‘leopard attack India’.

Watch a leopard being killed & admire the speed and grace of the animal – no wonder Jim Corbett called them ‘the most graceful and the most beautiful animal in our Indian jungles.  Nor are his attractions limited to outward appearances, for pound for pound, his strength is second to none, and in courage he lacks nothing”.

YouTube video changed to private instead of public share - link broken (October 2012)

To get back to the point, the Minister, like the cocktail Martini of Bond which uses Vodka instead of Gin, has gone for North African Cheetah instead of the Asian Cheetahs. I don’t know whether to be shaken or stirred.
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My farmer is making me a junkie


While there was a big hullabaloo on allowing the farmers to grow GM / BT Brinjal, mainly based on the opinion that such biologically altered food might ‘Genetically Modify’ humans & animals, the poor, illiterate and naive farmer of India has been injecting chemicals  into vegetables and livestock for better yields.

Oxytoxin, Copper Sulphate, Calcium Carbide – what not! [http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Alarm-over-chemicals-in-veggies/articleshow/6224569.cms]

The anti-BT crowd is scared that we will start producing
3 legged Chan Chu or,
4 handed Kali or,
Marvel’s Spider-Woman or,
DC’s Two-Face or,
Kuato of Total Recall.

Wait …

OMG ! Look at what we have been having lately:

All images have been replaced due to suspicious URL searches referring to these photos, as per this post.

Image of '3 legged child' removed.
Image of '8 limbed baby' removed.
Image of 'Spider Girls' removed.
Image of '2 Faced baby' removed.
Image of 'Parasitic Twin (Nepal)' removed.

(All above images are still available through a Google search)
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Thinks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duck


Right after my blog about MP Mani Shakar Aiyar's views on Commonwealth Games, the Chairman of the Organising Committee for the games called him (by extension me and others like him, too) as anti-national – meaning treasonous.

I am surprised that expressing contrary opinions have become ‘treason’ in India. It does happen in banana republics but should never happen in the world’s largest democratic republic.

“No Indian National can speak like that” he says & goes on to add “it is totally an anti-national statement from him”.  Well Mr. Kalmadi, it is you who is going against the constitution, not us.  Questioning the priorities of the Government of the day is the birth right of every citizen, not only opposition parties, in a democracy – otherwise in the next election everyone who votes against you can be termed as anti-national.

My wicked half says that, by following Kalmadi’s precedence -
  • With the outburst, Kalmadi has shown that he is bereft of mature, reasonable and adequate counters to differing opinions – in short a beggar of thought.
  • In the wording of the outburst, by terming Mr. Aiyar has anti-national and a traitor,  he has shown that he is a beggar for words.
  • A college student while viewing a TV promo on Kalmadi inspecting construction asked me ‘who is that guy, looks like an beggar on a train’.
Based on the above and on the saying ‘If it thinks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duck, then it has to be a duck’ – can I term Mr. Kalmadi as ‘The Delhi Beggar'?

Oh, I do love blogging.  It is not everyday that you can pull the leg of the high and the mighty.
:-D
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Raindrops falling on my head – and I want more


So says a senior MP of the ruling Congress party and further goes on to say that he will be happy if Commonwealth Games are spoilt.  It seems he was upset that about Rs. 35,000 crores (about USD 7.5 billion) would be spent on the games and non-sports related infrastructure development, rather than on child education and such social improvement schemes.

He certainly has a point.  It is obscene that so much money is being spent to basically board, lodge and keep entertained about 8,000 athletes and officials.  As it is the Commonwealth boasts only a few World or Olympic class athletes and many of them are skipping the games.  So the counter that our local athletes would get world class exposure with these games is utter bunkum.

As for tourism, how many Commonwealth countries do actually have people who travel or can afford to travel to other countries, often halfway around the world ?  Where are the tourists going to come from ? Antigua or  Botswana or Cameroon or Grenada or Kiribati or Nauru or Rwanda or Samoa or Tuvalu or Vanuatu or perhaps Zambia ?
:-P

The other bullcrap is about global TV audience, claimed at 1.5 billion people.  It is well known that such TV audience boasts are exaggerated and truth is mind blowing as this ‘The Independent’ investigation shows. In the same report is the claimed/verified figures for the last Commonwealth games at Melbourne – 1.5 bn versus 5 million actual.
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I’m not much worried about educating the children – first you have to keep them alive and for which you need food for them and their mothers.  Guess what?

While we have been building 26 new stadiums to play games, 61,000 tonnes of food grains rotted during the current monsoon rains – in less than 2 months – and another 150,000 tonnes of wheat is past its ideal ‘can-store-till’ date, which surely will rot during the remaining monsoon season.

What if we had built solar powered, double filtered, hot air drying grain storage silo in 16 acres /16,000 sq.m. instead of Thyagaraj Stadium?
 
update: the Supreme Court on Tuesday said  wastage of even a single food grain in a poverty-ridden country is a "crime".  "Wheat is rotting. Why not come out with a proposal to immediately distribute food commodities, lying in godowns riddled with lack of storage space, to the BPL families," the court asked.

Feel disgusted ?  Relax with the original ‘Raindrops keep falling on my head’



update: Raindrops lyricist Hal David passed away on 01 Sep 2012.
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Bihar women give birth to 5 children in 2 months


I thought that selling ‘land’ at sea was the mother of all scams, but this one must take the cake.  298 women claim to have delivered two to five children within 60 days in Bihar.  As they say, this can happen only in India.

Read this (link disappeared Oct 2012) and have a nice laugh or cry.  OTH perhaps the auditors were mistaken and it happened like this:

The auditors were perhaps ‘madrasi’ and wanted to examine the ‘Family Welfare Department’.  However, since they didn’t know the exact Hindi word, they tried to explain like “Wife, Husband, you know ….” and were misdirected to the ‘Animal Husbandry department’.

Naturally on examining the lists at Animal Husbandry department, they would find lists of bitches delivering 2 or more puppies and payments taken as vouchers were ready.

You know the actual photographic list must have been:
I’m having a good laugh.
>:->
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Dictators are Good for the Goose but not the Gander


The top Burmese General’s visit to India this week has attracted attention of the bleeding hearts, concern that it undermines US position, protests and criticism of the Burmese junta and generally seems to be a lament that India (of all countries) has chosen to ease up relations with Burma.

Now, the West can -
  • host exiled radical  ayatollahs
  • prop up & support Saddam against the ayatollahs, 
  • build up &  terrorists - Mujahideen (just 1 example),
  • firmly back Pakistani dictators - Zia Ul Haq and Pervez Musharaff, 
  • hobnob with communists for 2 pandas - Richard Nixon, 
  • turn a blind eye to apartheid - in South Africa, 
  • wax glory on a cannibal dictator -Idi Amin,  
  • offer refuge to terrorists & secessionists, and 
  • succor fraudulently elected presidents.
All of whose perceived problems are hundreds or thousands of miles from the ‘West’.
But let India try to safeguard and protect its borders and achieve some energy security by being practical with a neighbour!  A neighbour from where the nation was invaded – yes – invaded  by the Japanese forces in World War II.

Don’t believe me?  Take a look at this BBC animation :

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Next these guys would ask for Earl Mountbatten of Burma to be outcast - because he has 'Burma' attached to his name.
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Tendulkar's blood on book - Thanks Bloody Much


When I heard that Tendulkar’s blood will be  mixed with pulp in the signature page of a book on him, my reaction was “yuck” !

Thankfully the little genius has refuted that the book won't have his blood.  Thank God for small mercies.  To read the reactions to the article, it seems people are actually willing and eager to buy such a blood tainted book. “yuck” once again.

If this the way of the future, thinking ahead, a book on Tiger Woods would contain … ?!?
:-/
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Firefox 4 beta is fast and how to tweak extensions for it


The new Mozilla Firefox 4 beta 1 browser was released about 10 days back.  I finally dared to install it and what a surprise – the GUI is very slick, pleasing to the eye and is blazingly fast.


It is even faster than FF 3 with Fasterfox.  The add-ons I use (1-click weather, Download Statusbar and Blog This for WLW) all work seamlessly, once you install them.  And the trick is to install them.  Off the shelf, these add-ons won’t install on the FF 4.  Here is the tweak to make them install on the latest version.  BTW following this tweak you can install any incompatible add-on, but there is no guarantee that they will work without crashing themselves or the browser.
  • Download the ‘addon’.xpi which you want to install


  • Using an Archive (compression) utility, like 7zip, open up the add-on


  • locate the ‘install.rdf’ file inside the archive, select and click edit


  • locate the “<em:maxVersion>*.*.*</em:maxVersion>” tags in the rdf file.  The numbers (represented by *) limit the version with which the add-on will work.  Change the number to your ‘required’ version number – here changed to ‘4’.
  • Save the file.  If you use 7zip, it will auto-ask whether you want to ‘update it in archive’, click ‘yes’.  If you use any other archive utility, you might have to extract/unzip it to edit and zip it back as xpi after editing.
If you change the GUID in the tag “<em:id>{ec8030f7-c20a-464f-9b0e-13a3a9e97384}</em:id>”  inside “<em:targetApplication>” tags, you can change the application (browser) for which the add-on is intended (of course the browsers should be compatible, like Firefox and Flock). 


Here I changed the GUID to <em:id>{a463f10c-3994-11da-9945-000d60ca027b}</em:id> and the same “blog this for WLW.xpi” will work in Flock.
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Nike wearing Terrorists versus Bathroom slippers


Finally some show of guts by the J&K CM – he plans to cut off foreign funding for protesters – an action long overdue.  There is only one way to put down terrorism and that is DO NOT pamper terrorists.

Initially Omar Abdullah fell into a self made trap by treating the PDP and Mehbooba Mufti as normal people who abhor separatists, nationalists like himself.

The reality is that both the party and its chief play up the agitation card whenever they see an opportunity and even if they don’t.  Even when such playing to public strengthens the separatists hand. It is time that the GoJK and GoI start acting with this calculation.

I hope that he has learned his lessons – he is young and has much to contribute to the nation.  Earlier, it was a very bad move to talk about amnesty for terrorists.  Once you start showing an inch of mercy to terrorists, they will take a mile.  Terrorists and separatists typically do not see kindness only weakness.

Since they don’t have a noble bone in their cursed body, the terrorists cannot understand nobility – they can only see, hear and understand weakness, evil and suppression.

BTW have you ever wondered how these Kashmiri protesters always wear Nike or Adidas and Reeboks or Crocodiles to protest, whereas the protesters in other states are often poorly clothed and even barefoot?
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F500 corporation buys land at sea


I've heard of being conned into buying the Brooklyn Bridge and thought that impossible in 21st Century - but what do I know!

 A Fortune 500 company, one of India's largest to boot, has been conned into buying 'land' in the middle of the 'sea'. Indian Oil Corporation, ranked 207 in the Forbes list has allegedly bought 106 acres of land 'at' sea for Rs. 26 crores.

To be fair, the land was not 'actually' sea, but land encroached by sea; in other words, eroded land has been sold off as still 'existing' land. Talk of encumbrance free land. LOL

What a bunch of suckers. And this is the company the GoI has trusted to keep a steady hand on the price of petroleum products and defended by the Bombay Baron Murli Deora, who stuck up so morally for these idiots.

Wonder how many other places they have been conned !

But perhaps the Bombay Baron Murli Deora would have a better explanation. Maybe these idiots were buying land at sea so that if ever they have a spill, it will be on their own 'private' and not 'public' space - thus avoid the possible $20b spillout compensation

LOL
Maybe BP should hire some of these Idiots Organised Corporation - IOC.
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‘miles per gallon’ no good - Is ‘sq miles per barrel’ OK ?


One would think that the Americans at present have no wars or threats, downturn or oil spill – not to mention ‘tea parties’ – they are more vexed with being accurate.

"Fuel economy data cause consumers to undervalue small increases (1-4 mpg) in fuel economy for vehicles in the 15-30 mpg range."

The argument seems to be that consumers don’t understand that an increase from 10 to 20 mpg is greater than an increase from 40 to 50 mpg.  Even though in numeric terms they are same, 10 to 20 mpg increase is 50% increase, whereas 40 to 50 mpg is only 20% increase.
And this was a result of an investigation into best methods of improving mileage.  What a bull!

I mean, consumers always look for better mileage and they are going to compare it between cars. A car with 30 mpg rating is always better than another with 20 mpg and that’s pretty easily understood.  I really don’t know what the confusion is about!

Perhaps they should change it to square miles per barrel.
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Yul Brynner look and even the dog doesn’t ‘look’


Last Thursday and Friday, I went on a short, quick pilgrimage to Salem-Namakkal and returned back with a tonsured Yul Brynner look – an attention grabber to say the least!

Saturday afternoon, after the blog on UID, I went out for a cuppa and smoke. There is a neighbourhood stray dog ‘Red’, who always wags, begs and hinders me (and a couple of others), to feed her 2 porai (hard-baked-hand-made-flour-biscuits).  Whether it is early morning when fetching milk or out for after dinner smoke, Rs. 2/- for 2 biscuits have become a habit.

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As I went across the street to the tea shop, I saw Red lapping up rain water from a roadside puddle.  Though she was facing me at an angle, I manoeuvred to pass within 8 feet of her, but downwind.  She was aware of me as part of her threat perception, but had not implicitly recognized me.  At my approach to the counter, Red had had her fill and turning away was immersed in a soul satisfying scratching frenzy.

Watching her out of the corner of my eyes, I called for tea and smokes.  At that her ears perked up and Red glanced a few times around, but still didn’t recognize me.  The tea boy and another local guy, started laughing and commented on the fact that Red seems to have ‘forgotten’ me.

I too laughed and replied that it must be the ‘tonsure’ effect.  At that Red sparkled up and wagging her tail came up to me, but still seemingly doubtful, gave me a quick sniff-over.  The wagging and begging assumed a furious pace, till she got her 2 biscuits.

As I’d blogged just then about UID and its bio-metric ID system, my wicked half went off on a tangent.  When a dog can mis-identify a person after a tonsure, what will the bio metrics do?

It sent me on a 3 hour hunt on webland and results … wait for a new blog
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Privacy - 1, Abusers – 2, at half-time


A very good news to start the weekend.  It seems the Finance Minister Pranab Mukherjee has scored one for the citizens right to privacy by slashing the allotted  funding for the UID project.

A couple of weeks back, the Tory led UK government decided to abolish  the National ID Card brain-mash of the New Labour government.

The NID card scheme “was aimed at tackling fraud, illegal immigration and identity theft - but it was criticised for being too expensive and an infringement of civil liberties. The cards were designed to hold personal biometric data on an encrypted chip, including name, a photograph and fingerprints. The supporting National Identity Register was designed to hold up to 50 pieces of information”.

Sounds familiar?

Now if only the remaining Rs. 3,500/- crores would also be cut .  Pranab Mukherjee is someone who has his head screwed on right – he is usually not taken in by the techno-bureau mumbo-jumbo.

Learn more about the dangers of personal information stored in databases, its abuse and concerns of civil liberty and privacy at NO2ID and Spy Blog
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La Nina and I told you so


Hmm, should that have been, “La Nina Te lo dije?”

I blogged about native knowledge on weather and how they are expecting a monsoon deluge (on Tuesday) and the NOAA-CPC on Thursday has forecast a La Nina phenomenon by July/Aug.  Which means that the ‘native knowledge’ that ‘abundant neem flowers equals abundant monsoon’ looks good.

Now to wait until La Nina and the monsoon (the NE monsoon that is – whose effect will be more on TN, AP and adjoining areas).
:->
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Nothing wrong with ‘My Own Private India’


The current flaming in the Desi-Webland is a funny, slightly sarcastic and insightful article by Joel Stein in the Time magazine.  The article has been slammed as insulting – to the Indian Americans, that is – and enough noise has been generated to force Time magazine and Joel Stein to update the article with their own statements.

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I read it twice and personally, found it full of humour and not insulting.  For eg., there is this sentence ‘There is an entire generation of white children in Edison who have nowhere to learn crime’ – is that insulting or a left handed compliment?

or this ‘probably would have been worse without the arrival of so many Indians, many of whom, fittingly for a town called Edison, are inventors and engineers’.

Yeah, he takes a wacky look at the assimilation of Indian Americans - ‘so wonderfully American that if the Statue of Liberty could shed a tear, she would. Because of the amount of cologne they wear’.

Though the reference to gods with multiple hands and an elephant nose is not charitable, it is definitely not insulting. 

I can quote insults thousand times more wounding than that!

Grow up Desis - read a beautifully written article and learn to laugh at yourself.
And I love that artwork!
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Monsoon – good, uh-oh, great, oops … WTF


After forecasting a normal monsoon for 2010 in April, predicting a normal onset over Kerala and being tripped when it hit Kerala earlier than predicted, one would have expected the authorities to be a little more cautious.

But no, they can’t.  And the weather just toyed with these buggers.  The monsoon paused as if to take stock, made them jumpy on June 18th,  remained erratic over next week and was expected to revive by June end.

It did move further up, almost covering the whole country today, but has been erratic with a pause and revival forecast over next couple of weeks.  And the whole country, including the bureaucratic bumbler, is depending upon it to cut inflation and the industry expects it to boost economy.  God will tell !

But here is my take:
An abundant monsoon (excess) at least in TN and adjoining areas.  My forecast relies on the fact that there was abundant flowering of Neem trees in Chennai and it was pointed out by a friend, who remarked that native knowledge is that plentiful Neem flowers equals plentiful rains.

Matter of fact, in Jan 2010, I was told something similar – that rice output for the ‘samba’ crop (rabi crop) would be meager   The pointer was that the Indian blue grass had grown more than hip high – which means that the most paddy will be husks with little or no grain inside; hence it was useless to plant rice and most farmers kept off.

PS:  Crop patterns in TN are a little different from the normal rabi/kharif of the rest of India. There are 3 patterns:
  • Kuruvai ( the short term crop) - duration of 3-1/2 to 4 months from June/July to Oct/Nov;
  • Thaladi - duration of 5 to 6 months Oct/Nov to Feb/March; and
  • Samba (the long term crop) - duration of 6 months from Aug to January
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We need an anti-Terrorist law like this


Couple of weeks back, the US supreme court ruled that any aid  to banned groups is terrorism, like raising money for the groups non-violent social activity  or offering them legal or political advice, even for conflict resolution.

Hmmm! What if such a law is passed back home or even if such an interpretation is made by our own supreme court?  Though the home ministry had stated that support to banned outfits can invite a 10 year prison term, it is doubtful whether such an action could be upheld by courts, in light of the judgement in the V. Gopalswamy POTA case. 

In that case, the supreme court ruled that ‘mere expressions of sympathy or verbal support for terrorist organisations’ is not equivalent to ‘acting with the intent of inviting support for them or their activities’. 

Accordingly, offering legal or political advice to banned organisations would not constitute a threat inviting proceedings, whereas under the US interpretation, it would be a duck shoot.

Now to see how the US treats people who actually offer such support or advice in other countries, like our so called intellectuals – Arundathi Roy, Aparna Sen, Kaushik Sen, Arpita Ghosh and Saonli Mitra – to name a few, when apply for a US visa.
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Why you can’t trust communists


This report explains quite clearly why you cannot trust the communists – variety Marxists or variety Maoists.

The bloody buggers will keep upping the antsy till they achieve total control or totalitarianism.  This is a fact of life – from Lenin / Stalin, Hitler, Mao and now Kim Jong Il, Chavez, Ahmadinejad and the Maoists in Nepal.

And we in India are still pussy footing around in tackling Maoists offering them talks.
Bah!

Just shoot the bastards.  There was a Teen Idles commie song which goes something like ‘The only good commie is one that’s dead’.

You want to hear it?  Even knowing lyrics, he is hard to follow – and the album is not all that old – 1982, I believe.

The Teen Idles commie song account has been deleted by Google (October 2012)

Here is the still of what it looked like


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Dual boot with Windows and Linux – a quick shot guide


Here are the snaps of when I recently installed SimplyMepis 8.5 and Win in my PC with pointers on how to make it a dual boot. 

Warning : Don’t attempt it, if you don’t understand even one snap or one step.

Before you attempt make sure you’re up to speed with this list.  The following steps reformats the whole HDD, hence back up all your files.

Warning : Don’t blame me or the recipe, if you fry your PC

a) Download the SimplyMepis ISO file from "http://www.mepis.org/mirrors" [Note: Hyperlink removed as some of my ISP's dynamic ip addresses are blacklisted by Mepis - throwing up 'bad link' error].
Confused? download from Distrowatch.  The file will named SimplyMEPIS-CD_X.X.XX-rel X_32.iso (X = numerals). AOTW it is SimplyMEPIS-CD_8.5.01-rel1_32.iso. 

Tips:
  • Look for ‘CD’ in name;
  • Always choose highest number ‘X’;
  • Always choose iso with ‘rel’ & not ‘rc/alpha/beta/delta’ in names;
  • And choose ‘_32 / _64’ as per 32 bit or 64 bit system
b) Burn it into a CD/DVD – You can use any program like Nero or Roxio, but I use the free ImgBurn.  Don’t know how? learn here  Now you have a Linux LiveCD.

c) Download grub4dos and save it somewhere (not the HDD).  As earlier grab the highest number/date.  AOTW it is grub4dos-0.4.4.zip

Now the steps: (Only important/major screens are shown)

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1.  Make your PC boot from / only from CD/DVD drive by altering BIOS.
Don’t know how? learn here.
Save settings and Reboot.

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2.  Insert the SimplyMepis CD into the CD/DVD drive and watch the Linux boot from CD.

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3.  You should end up in the login screen.  Log in options are displayed on top.  Log in as ‘demo’ if you want to test drive or as ‘root’ if you fear no more.

Note:  At this point, if you do not get the log in screen (usually within 3 minutes even on old PCs), or if Linux boot aborts into console or just hangs – you are unlucky.  Forget about installing this Linux on that machine.

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4.  Once Linux comes alive, use the ‘KMenu’ button (Start Button on Win) to open up menu and browse to > System > KDE Partition Manager

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5.  You get the built in partition manager and details of installed drives.  Delete existing partitions and create new partitions of
  • 20 GB NTFS type (for Win)
  • 10 GB ext2 type (for Linux) and
  • the rest as NTFS for your (Win) data
Here I’ve partitioned an 80GB drive into 20+10+44.
Don’t know how? learn here.

5 (a) Note down the partition name of partition where you want to install Linux – here it is hda2 (If you use SCSI/SATA/USB drives, then it will be sda1, sda2 etc.)  I’ve formatted all partitions as ‘primary’.  If you format 1st one as ‘primary’ and all others as ‘extended’ partitions, the extended partitions will start with ‘hda4’.

Don’t know Linux drive naming? learn here

5 (b) If your intention is to become a a serious Linux user, then format Linux partition into 4 + 2 + 4 GB ext2 partitions.
  • 1st 4 GB is Linux ‘/’ (root)
  • 2 GB is ‘swap’ partition and
  • 2nd 4 GB is ‘/home’ (Linux data files)
Don’t know what are they? learn here.

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6. Now that you’ve buggered up the HDD nice & proper, click on the Mepis Install icon on the Linux desktop.

6(a) Accept the Licence Terms on the screen.

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7.  You’ll get to the installation screens. At 1st page-
  • 1(a) ‘Use disk’ make sure it is at hda (or sda);
  • don’t touch 1(b); and
  • at 1(c) ‘Select type of Installation’ choose ‘Custom install on existing partitions’.
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8.  On page 2,
  • at 2(a) ‘Choose partitions’ ‘/(root) partition’ select hda2 (sda2);
  • leave ‘swap partition’ at ‘none or existing’; (select the 2GB partition (hda3) if you’d formatted to 4+2+4 model)
  • at ‘/home partition’ select ‘root’ (if you make only one 10GB Linux partition)
  • or ‘home’ (if you did a 4+2+4 model) 
  • at 2(b), check ‘preserve user files /home (if upgrading)’ box if you’ve had Linux before &
  • ‘File system type’ as ‘ext3’
8 (a) On page 3, Confirm your above actions and watch Mepis being installed.

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9.  On page 4 are the most important steps for dual boot.
  • check ‘Install GRUB for MEPIS and Windows’ box
  • at ‘Install on’ options select ‘root’ radio button. 
  • check the ‘install initrd' (recommended)’ box
Note:
If you choose ‘MBR’, I assure you that there is no easy way to troubleshoot
If you don’t check ‘install initrd’, Mepis has trouble booting.

9 (a) On page 5, check all optional services (trust me, you’ll need them).
9 (b) On page 6, setup system name, workgroup, domain etc., as applicable and enable Samba server (trust me, you’ll need it).
9 (c) On page 7, setup the Locale, Keyboard (always US) & clock.

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10. On page 8, you will have to setup the username, password and the root password.  Keep note of them.  Unlike Windows, there is no way to bypass security if you lose them. 
  • Oh! you don’t know how to bypass password security in Win? 
  • What the heck do you think we are doing now? 
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11.  Say your prayers and go click Finish and confirm.

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12.  Ah nirvana! If everything goes well, the Win PC would have transformed into a Linux box and you’ll get the log in screen.

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13.  Log in and browse – the whole system is open to you.  BTW, in Linux, always log in as ‘user’ and never as ‘root’.  If you attempt a job which requires ‘root’ (administrator in Win) privileges, Linux will automatically ask for ‘root’ password and switch back to ‘user’ once job is complete.

13 (a)  Install Win and whatever else you want in the C: which is hda1 in Linux.

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14. Now the fun part.  While in Win, Open up the grub4dos.zip downloaded earlier.  Copy ‘menu.lst’, ‘grldr’ and ‘grub.exe’ from within and paste into ‘C:\’
  • GRUB is ‘GRand Unified Bootloader’
  • grldr is GRUB Loader
  • initrd is INITial Ram Disk
  • menu.lst is a menu list ‘text’ file
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15.  You should be able to see most of files as shown above.  If you cannot see ‘ntldr’, enable your PC to ‘show hidden files’.
Don’t know? learn here.

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16.  Time to get quirky and risky - the 2nd prayer moment. Modify menu.lst file to something similar as above.  Edit menu.lst with notepad or grab a copy from here. Note the GRUB drive naming convention which is different from Linux.  hda1, the Win partition becomes (hd0,0) and hda2, the Linux partition becomes (hd0,1).
Don’t know GRUB naming convention? learn from here :["http://www.linuxselfhelp.com/gnu/grub/html_chapter/grub_2.html"].

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17.  Reboot and you should end up with this screen but selecting Win will throw up an error and you can (hopefully) only boot Mepis.
 
18. To also boot Win, you need to do this.  Browse to hda1 (C:\)   Rename ‘ntldr’ as ‘ntldrxp’ and immediately rename ‘grldr’ as ‘ntldr’ – Reboot and enjoy a dual boot system.

18.  If you cannot boot into anything at all, you need to edit menu.lst file by booting with Mepis Live CD and logging in as root. 

19.  If you are too frustrated, simply delete grub.exe, grldr and menu.lst from C:\  (In case you’ve renamed ‘ntldr’ as ‘ntldrxp’, rename it back or Win will throw a ‘ntldr missing or corrupt’ error message) and forget about using Linux.
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Nationwide shutdown and Goebbels technique


Of all the arguments I’ve heard, this takes the cake.  The ruling Congress party has objected to the nationwide shutdown call by opposition because it would cause ‘hardship’ to the people.  And why was the call given in the 1st instance?  Because of the ruling party’s decision to raise and decontrol oil prices, which presumably will not cause ‘hardship’ to the people.

Then the sting in the tail.  The spokesman Mohan Prakash adds that ‘when prices come down, the opposition raise a hue and cry and it helps the profiteers’. WTF! Pray tell me someone, how does howling about price rise helps the profiteers?  And if his party is so sure that it is profiteering which is the cause of rising prices, what is his party doing about it?

I don’t know what his mother called him, but I sure know what I would like to call him.
On top of it, the smartypants asks why the issue could not be raised in Parliament?  Well smart guy, why didn’t you take a dose of your own medicine?

Couldn’t the ruling party have discussed/debated the issue of decontrol / raise of oil prices in the above referred Parliament session?  The sky wouldn’t have fallen if the price rise/decontrol decision of Jun 26th had been postponed till July 26th Parliament session.

I’ve heard of Goebbelian technique, but had never seen it in action by a main stream party, till today.
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Can’t play Football but surely a screwball


Ever wonder why India is ranked 133 / 202 in FIFA/Coca-Cola World Ranking?

This is why!  Take a fantastic song like ‘waka waka’ and totally skrew it up.

Makes you laugh once – perhaps.

YouTube video account of that girl has been deleted by Google due to copyright violation (October 2012)

Here is a still of what it looked like:


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Brazil should’ve waited 5 more days for Christ


Brazilians unveiled the restored Christ the redeemer statue and clothed it / lit it up with the green and gold for Brazilian team.  Too presumptuous.  Perhaps they should have waited for another 5 more days.  To presume that Christ is ‘for Brazil’ and not Universal was bad ‘karma’.

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I don’t even suggest that our PM should’ve called Prez Lula even though we are part of BRIC/BASIC, but in my view it is a good day for world football. (although I would’ve loved a Germany vs Brazil final).

As I’ve said before, I love the Latino's game, but not their gamesmanship.  So there!

BTW the bureaucratic bumbler is in support of expanding BRIC/BASIC – what a foolish thought.  Can we get into UNSC, bb ?  It is because it is exclusive.

Don’t blow a good thing, just because you feel like it!
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Before you format your Windows machine


If you ever want to format and reinstall the OS (Windoze), for any one of the reasons like
  • PC is slow
  • Windoze has coma
  • Want to install dual boot
  • FFS
Be sure of these: (Always backup to external HDD/USB/CD/DVD)
If you don’t know how, read Win XP backup made easy from MicroSoft.
  • Backup ‘Bookmarks/Favourites’ from browsers;
  • Backup ‘My Documents’ folder if you leave it in default location and other data files in the PC;
  • Backup Any files you just stash on desktop;
  • Backup ‘emails, calendar, contacts’ if you use OE/MS Outlook and use default location and don’t use webmail;
  • Backup of the RSS reader subscriptions, if you don’t use Google Reader;
  • Backup your GPG keys, if you use default settings;
  • Backup encrypted files / folders if you use encryption (un-encrypt & backup) and its passphrases;
  • ISP, Email, website & other login details / passwords (people still put them in txt files);
  • Windoze original CD;
  • Motherboard driver CD;
  • Other driver CDs, if you’ve installed other hardware;
  • Installation files of programmes, licence keys & tweaks to customize your PC just so;
  • Antivirus, AntiSpyware & Firewall installation files and latest updates;
  • Many other things, I’m sure to have missed and you are going to miss after formatting.
  • :-D
updated 04 Jul 2010
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Satellite eye on Earth from the Guardian, UK


A series of stunning pictures in Guardian UK, from ESA/NASA.  Gives you a different perspective on Earth, it does from the marching desert sands in Mongolia to smoke free Iceland. A a look at the 2 best for me.

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Sunset over Indian Ocean, shows curvature of Earth and different layers of atmosphere.  Orange and Yellow is Troposphere, Pink and White is Stratosphere and the Blue to Black fading is Ionosphere.
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Photo like image stitch shows dust from Sahara blown across the Atlantic to the Amazon – about 40m tonnes every year, by super storms like these. Didn’t know that!

You can view all 18 pictures here
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