by a Thinker, Sailor, Blogger, Irreverent Guy from Madras

Views under the News - 15 Dec 2012


The comments are probably the (fictitious, imaginary, unexpressed, tongue-in-cheek) subtext, views and events behind the News Reports, and solely intended to bring a smile to the readers. 

They have no connection to events and characters in real life and No offence or disrespect of any nature is intended - specifically to Indians. 

[Does that mean other nationalities if they feel offended, can go suck their thumbs?].
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  • Durai Dayanidhi surrenders after 4 months on the run.
    • - Next movie by Cloud-9 to be titled ‘Marathon'.
  • Economy needs to grow at 9% for govt. schemes to succeed: Kapil Sibal.
    • - Actually it needs to grow at 12% to provide for swindles like CWG, 2G, Coalgate, DLF and Adarsh.
  • Economy needs to grow at 9% for govt. schemes to succeed: Kapil Sibal.
    • - OK Minister, But is that a notional or an audited figure?
  • Rape possible only if victim is willing: US Judge.
    • - Penetration not necessary to prove rape: Supreme Court of India.
  • Israel Foreign Minister Avigdor Lieberman resigns.
    • - YHWH finally showers some blessings on Israel.
  • Olympic medallists live 2.8 years longer than common man: British Study.
    • - They should have told that to Flo-Jo.
  • China’s Eastcompeace Tech 2nd largest SIM card supplier in India.
    • - Hey Admiral, how many Chinese chips are inside your Ships?
  • China urged to act after North Korea test fires missile / rocket.
    • - China flies aircraft over Japan’s disputed Senkaku Islands
  • School ‘carnage’ happened because we ‘removed God’ from schools: Mike Huckabee.
    • - Don’t know about that.  But surely God has removed ‘something’ from Mike Huckabee.

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