by a Thinker, Sailor, Blogger, Irreverent Guy from Madras

Views under the News - 06 Dec 2012


The comments are probably the (fictitious, imaginary, unexpressed, tongue-in-cheek) subtext, views and events behind the News Reports, and solely intended to bring a smile to the readers. 

They have no connection to events and characters in real life and No offence of any nature is intended - specifically to Indians.  [Other nationalities if they feel offended, can go suck their thumbs].
;-)
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  • Sachin Tendulkar scores 76; His presence is essential in the team: Media.
    • - There they blow again.
  • Citi to cut more than 11,000 jobs worldwide:  CEO Michael Corbat.
    • - Guess the Citi had too many eyes that needed sleep.
  • Foreign funds received by Team Anna not used for LokPal stir: Government.
    • - No criminal action if foreign funds are used to feather the nest; but beware if you feather unrest.
  • Centre ‘non-cooperative’ in complaint against websites: Magistrate.
    • - Absolutely No Comments, Likes or Status Updates!
  • Karnataka should release 10,000 Cusecs Cauvery water till Sunday: Supreme Court.
    • - Can we think about it for 10,000 seconds?: Karnataka.
  • Cost of proposed Jatiapur Nuclear Reactors to triple to Rs. 35,500 Crores.
    • - Not if Pushparayan, Udayakumar and their ilk have any more say.
  • Pakistan to provide snoop intelligence on narcotics smugglers across border with India.
    • - No sharing of information if ganja is smuggled by Terrorists.
  • Samsung promotes Chairman’s Son Jay Y. Lee.
    • - Guess the new motto is “Prosper the Old. Procreate the Future”.
  • ITU meeting ‘no threat to free speech’: Dr Hamadoun I. Toure Secretary-General, ITU.
    • - Dr. Toure, did you clear it with Ban-Ki-Moon first?
  • Greece is Europe’s most corrupt Nation: Transparency International.
    • - I never knew that the Greeks still celebrated Orgies.
  • India placed 94th (out of 176 countries) in Corruption: Transparency International.
    • - That was before IOC suspended IOA from Olympics for electing the corrupt Lalit Bhanot.
  • Manmohan Singh ranked 19th Powerful Person in the World by Forbes.
    • - There are 18 people before him, so he may have the numbers, but we have the moral victory: BJP’s unshared thoughts.
  • Sonia Gandhi ranked 12th Powerful Person in the World by Forbes.
    • - Sonia is so powerful, but she hasn’t done anything for Gujarati people: Narendra Modi’s unshared thoughts.
    • - Sonia Gandhi could be ranked 12th only because others - like Hillary Clinton walked out: Sushma Swaraj’s unshared thoughts.

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(screen grab from forbes.com)

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