by a Thinker, Sailor, Blogger, Irreverent Guy from Madras

Views under the News - 05 Dec 2012


The comments are probably the (fictitious, imaginary, unexpressed, tongue-in-cheek) subtext, views and events behind the News Reports, and solely intended to bring a smile to the readers. 

They have no connection to events and characters in real life and No offence of any nature is intended - specifically to Indians.  (Other nationalities can go suck their thumbs, even if they feel offended).
;-)
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  • India has become a land of Scams and Slums: Sri Sri Ravi Shankar.
    • - On the way out, please contribute to donations box - I need a new Ahsram and my Gulfstream 550 is getting old.
  • No decision on Afzal Guru execution yet: Home Minister Shinde.
    • - You will hear about it in the morning news one fine day!
  • Forget FDI, try Amul model to empower farmers: Former Army Chief V.K. Singh.
    • - But don’t ask them about their date of birth.
  • Terror infrastructure in Pakistan and PoK still intact: MoS Home M. Ramachandran.
    • - India relaxes visa rules for visitors on ‘Tourist’ visa.
  • China’s new leadership urges to end pomp.
    • - Makes the proletariat yearn for counter-revolution.
  • IOC suspends India from Olympics.
    • - At last, Lalit Bhanot has made India climb the pinnacle of ignominy.
  • French sperm count ‘falls’ by 32% between 1989 and 2005: Study.
    • - Did that study count Dominique Strauss-Kahn or not? 
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(image courtesy Kevin Siers / The Charlotte Observer)

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