The best I have heard in January, is of an imaginary report, which says, 'Since singer Susan Boyle (who professes being a virgin) has been on TV, there's been a marked drop in suicide bombings.'
Apparently many of the (Islamic) terrorists didn't realize what a virgin looked like. Imagine 72 virgins (Boyles) dancing around Bin-Laden.
ROFLMAO
No wonder the Taliban busters have banned photography – a couple of photos like this would make all their ‘martyrs’ cry for ‘mama’ in their sleep.
Reminds me of an old joke: When granted 3 wishes, a fool asked to be stranded for 5 years in desert island with all the money in the world, all the food in the world and the best woman in the world – and ended up with Mother Teresa.
:-P
Apparently many of the (Islamic) terrorists didn't realize what a virgin looked like. Imagine 72 virgins (Boyles) dancing around Bin-Laden.
ROFLMAO
No wonder the Taliban busters have banned photography – a couple of photos like this would make all their ‘martyrs’ cry for ‘mama’ in their sleep.
Reminds me of an old joke: When granted 3 wishes, a fool asked to be stranded for 5 years in desert island with all the money in the world, all the food in the world and the best woman in the world – and ended up with Mother Teresa.
:-P
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