Views under the News - 24 Oct 2012

The comments are probably the (imaginary, unexpressed) subtext, views and events behind the News Reports.

• Nitin Gadkari issue is BJP’s internal matter says RSS.
• - Just like Bangaru Lakshman issue was back in 2001.
• Peons and drivers are directors in companies connected to political leader Gadkari.
• - Guess he still remembers his ‘humble’ origins by making ‘then’ equals into ‘now’ equals.
• Pregnancies due to rape are God intended: Richard Mourdock.
• - I intentionally left out Murdock’s brains during conception: God.
• iPad-mini is a premium product: Phil Schiller.
• - Once more opportunity for competitors to take a bite out of Apple.
• France blocks AshleyMadison.com for depicting its Presidents as womanizers.
• - Un tel honneur est réservé pour le Prince Harry et Berlusconi.

[What do they have in common?  They should have thought of Ashley Madison]

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