by a Thinker, Sailor, Blogger, Irreverent Guy from Madras

Views under the News - 17 February 2013


The comments are probably the (fictitious, imaginary, unexpressed, tongue-in-cheek) subtext, views and events behind the News Reports, and solely intended to bring a smile to the readers. They have no connection to events and characters in real life. No offence or disrespect of any nature is intended to any person, (and especially to Indians), race, religion, community, caste, profession or sex.
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Gandhi’s country must set an example by abolishing capital punishment: Justice V.R. Krishna Iyer.
- What about other Gandhi sentiment ‘Women walking without fear at midnight’?
Lawyers not allowed to meet death row convicts.
- Well, they can meet them in Hell, if they wish to.
Clear roadmap required to raise money for the ‘Green Climate Fund’:  Minister Jayanthi Natarajan.
- Hope no one has any roadmaps for 10% kickbacks.
If Afzal Guru had better defence, he may have escaped death: Omar’s National Conference.
- If Afzal Guru had better bombs, your father might not have escaped alive.
Wipe out ‘pendency’ in courts: PM Manmohan Singh.
- Is that why government kept quiet on Helicopter scam for over an year?
10% of all CVs and resumes have falsified claims.
- 10% everywhere !?!
Anonymous hacks, shuts down IIPM website.
- That sure would have shut up Mr. Arindam Chaudhuri.
Key reforms essential to India's development:  Vice-President and RS Chairman H. Ansari.
- Any plans to reform your deputy Chairman P.J. Kurien?
Canadian minister quits over inappropriate lobbying letter.
- Could you say that aloud please!
Singapore in rare anti-immigrant protest.
- There goes the neighbourhood!
Quake rattles Rome.
- First Lightning strike and now Earthquake. Holy Father please reconsider.

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(image courtesy Paul Thomas in express.co.uk)

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