Views under the News - 01 Dec 2012

The comments are probably the (fictitious, imaginary, unexpressed) subtext, views and events behind the News Reports, says ‘the common man’ (with apologies to R.K. Laxman).

• 2 years after CWG, scammer Lalit Bhanot back as IOA boss.
• - After Kabaddi, IOA to petition IOC to allow corruption in sports as Olympic event.
• Narendra Modi’s claimed salary is less than that of a government peon or driver: Report.
• - Any estimate on how much this peon’s ‘chai-pani’ money is?
• Narendra Modi’s claimed salary is less than that of a government peon or driver: Report.
• - BJP chief Nitin Gadkari’s peons and drivers invested Crores in Gadkari’s Purti group of companies: earlier Reports.
• No new additional cess on Diesel cars or SUVs: Minister.
• - All additional cess have been paid by automobile companies into party Election Funds: left unsaid.
• China opposes South African Court ruling on Dalai Lama visa.
• - They Copy, Reverse Engineer everything - aircraft carrier, jet fighters, iPhones - except principles of justice, freedom and equality.
• Egypt’s Tahrir Square in grip of more Anti-Morsi protestors.
• - Because the ‘Jasmine’ Revolution has been usurped by an ‘Abu’ in the works.
• Obama warns of ‘Scrooge’ Christmas without tax-cut extension.
• - But stops short of dubbing John Boehner ‘Gyro Gearloose’.

(image grab from ducktales.aniworld.ru)

---