by a Thinker, Sailor, Blogger, Irreverent Guy from Madras

Which is Green? 10 in the Pot or 180 in Farmville?


Of late, it has been a little annoying to find someone’s request for a special gift or invite to open a ‘farm’ nearby in ‘Farmville’.  But last weekend I was really amazed to learn that kids are spending something like 3 hours or more a day playing the game (with the Facebook login).  Not just 8 or 10 year old kids were spending time, but teens and tweens too were in the act.

As it happens I do own a little parcel of land where I too grow plants.  Only in my case, it is not a virtual farm.  In fact, it is not even a farm, or even a continuous parcel of land, but just a container garden - in simple terms, a dozen pots kept on the terrace of my apartment.

Here is the harvest of Flat Beans on Saturday.

saturday_harvest

Considering that
  • the seeds were not from a plant nursery or plant shop,
  • but seeds from kitchen discards and waste,
  • no fertilizers - organic or chemical - were used,
  • the plant(s) are growing in only one flower pot,
  • a half a litre of water was the only plant feed,
the yield is not bad at all.  I have been plucking almost similar quantities every week over last 4 weeks or so, for a total of about half a kilo by now.
:-D

Agreed that the meagre returns would not be able to satisfy the full vegetable needs of even a small, unit family, but would do admirably as garnishing in Dal or Sambar.

BTW this Pongal / Makara Shankaranti, the price of a pair of Sugar Canes required for the puja/prayers shot up to Rs. 45/- (US $1).  Considering that we used to pay 1/4th the price only a couple of years ago and paid only half the price last year - it was time to put the foot down.

The Minister for Agriculture Sharad Pawar  might blabber for all he is worth that he or his Ministry cannot be held responsible for price rise in fruits and vegetables.

The Prime Minister Manmohan Singh might not be able to put his foot down  vis-a-vis his Ministers.

And people may not be able to boot these worthies out (not yet).

But what I can do and have done is to cut the last 2 inches off a cane and plant it in a container.  It is about 2 weeks old now -

sugar_cane 

Isn’t it great?  Only problem is that people tell me that Sugar Cane has to be harvested in 6 to 8 months and the next Pongal is almost 11 months away.
:-P

The point is if kids, teens and tweens are willing to spend a couple of hours a day trying to grow virtual plants and vegetables and consume PC time, power and network access in the bargain, isn’t it time to find ways to channel them more productively?
Will the concerned Ministers for -
  • Agriculture, Sharad ‘Leer Face’ Pawar
  • HRD, Kapil ‘Loud Mouth’ Sibal
  • Environment, Jairam ‘Hippie Hair’ Ramesh
  • Food and Public Distribution, K.V. ‘Chemist’ Thomas
  • Youth Affairs, Ajay ‘Gimme Idea’ Maken
take heed, put their heads together and initiate a school / college overseen container garden program nationwide,  which would be a really a cool, Green initiative?

My Wicked Half whispers, ‘Maddie, you have to make up your mind.  First you want the Govt. to try and engage the kids as a virtual border police, using their PC.  Now you want the Govt. to turn them away from using the PC and become small time gardeners.   Maybe it is you who needs to knock on the head!’
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Eye chart for a worm


Of all the bloody things I’ve heard, I thought this took the cake - an eye chart for a worm.  Till I realised that they mean a computer worm and not a live biological worm.  Thank God for small mercies.

Then, on second thoughts what have eye charts, which are meant for humans have to do with computer worms?  To understand it, I had to read the article ‘Years old Conficker Worm still a threat’.  An article which should make every computer user pause a minute and check with the eye-chart.
8-)

The idea for an eye chart is brilliant - because it instantly makes it obvious whether the PC is infected or not.  BTW have a look at the ‘all-time’ infection map below.  Seems that except for the deserts of Rajasthan and a lone spot around Bangalore, the whole of India was infected at one time or another.

conficker_infection_map

You can read about the ‘Symptoms of Infection’ at http://www.confickerworkinggroup.org/.  Please also make sure to check your eye and your PC with the eye chart - You should see the following picture of a table made up of 6 individual images. 

If you don’t see any of the 3 images in the top row, your PC is in trouble.

[edit 29 Jan 11 - BTW the following image doesn’t count - it is simply an example of what you should see.  Either follow the ‘eye-chart’ link above or click on the image below to visit actual test page]

conficker_eye_chart

My Wicked Half whispers, ‘And if you can’t ‘clearly’ see all the 6 images, YOU are in trouble!’
;-E
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Long live the Republic! RIP common man


So India has celebrated her 62nd Republic Day, with the usual pomp and ceremony - one which has absolutely no meaning to anyone outside Delhi with its political and bureaucratic class.  That may not be an accurate statement as there still can be some fools lurking around in other parts of the nation, who think that it is their patriotic duty to watch the parade - like my mother for one.

As for the rest of us, ask if we care.  Two major TV News channels even managed to count the Republic Days wrong.  Here is the snapshot from my newsreader of yesterday.

61_or_62
:-P

Wonder if the I&B Ministry was watching and would pull them up?  If I was the Minister, I would order them to feed 62 orphanages for 62 days each in one of the poorest districts somewhere and telecast it live - 3 times a day.

But our present Information and Broadcasting Minister has more important priorities like enlightening the the media (incidentally one of the offending channels) that a doddering 50 or 68 year  old is ‘young’.

I remember my boss commenting once on the question of reviving (extensively repairing) an old junk of a ship and the recommendations of the Captain - ‘One foot is in the grave, and he wants to plaster his p*ick?  Tell that bugger to FO’
:-D

So, while everyone was happy and pompous, the chief attraction of the parade turned out to be the 3000% cost overrun and 27 years ‘young’ Tejas LCA Trainer version.

‘Appropriate’ quipped a wag, ‘the trainer has a drooping nose to enable unhindered visibility for trainee pilots.  And the buggers sitting in and near the dais too have developed the attitude of looking down their noses at the common man’.

‘Yeah’, was the retort, ‘in the prevailing situation, the common man too has a long face’.

‘More so!,’ was the comeback, ‘ Even the Armed Forces are hanging their heads in shame with the housing scam’.

Thus the Tejas Trainer was judged to be the most accurate reflection of today’s republic, of all the displays on the parade.
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droopy_nose_tejas

The droopy Tejas LCA trainer on display on 26th Jan 2011 and ...

normal_nose_tejas

the straight nosed Tejas LCA on display an year earlier.

(Yup!  I’ve flipped horizontally the 2010 Tejas LCA for similarity of angle)

So drive out those blues and let’s wait for the next year’s tableau
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24 Essential Utilities for Windows


There are activities which a regular user of a Windows XP machine (and of a Vista or Win 7 machine) is required to carry out from time to time.  Often people torture themselves by trying to use a software with which they are uncomfortable.  Other times they struggle since the utility is difficult to use or simply too ‘advanced’ for normal, everyday use or buggy or has security holes.

On enquiry it comes out that the user installed the utility just because
  • it came with the PC, or
  • ‘someone’ recommended it, or
  • it is supposed to be popular, or
  • they have shelled out hard earned cash for them, or
  • the other extreme - ‘pirated’ software
Often such users are ‘sheepish’ when pointed out that alternate, easy to use, functional utilities which can do a good job do exist.  So here is the list of 24 essential utilities that I regularly recommend.  All are either Open Source/Free Software or Freeware (for ‘personal’ and ‘non-commercial’ use).  Please also read the relevant post 12 Security Tools for Windows

Standard caution applies :  If you fry your PC by following these, it is your own responsibility.  Don’t blame me or the utilities - And read the ‘Note’ at the end.

These 24 Essential Utilities for Windows have been function-wise divided into tools for: 
  • system security,
  • system cleaning,
  • accessing internet, &
  • others
System security
1.  Belarc Advisor: Belarc Advisor is a Computer Security Auditor - Audits Hardware, Software and OS patches.
2.  Colony West DigestIT2004:  DigestIT2004 is an Easy to use Windows Checksum calculator and verifier.
System cleaning
3.  CCleaner & CCEnhancer: CCleaner is the premier system optimizer, cleaner and privacy tool and CCEnhancer is the tool to add support for additional (400) programs to CCleaner.  Tip:  Get the CCleaner Slim version.
4.  Cleanup!:  Cleanup! is ‘The’ temporary files cleaner and privacy enhancer.
5.  Digeus Registry Cleaner or Wise Registry Cleaner Free:  Digeus Registry Cleaner is ‘the’ best Registry Cleaner I have ever used.  As of Jan 2011 there is also an offer of free registration codes for reviews.   Alternately use Wise Registry Cleaner Free to clean majority of errors, before using Digeus Registry Cleaner.
6.  Revo Uninstaller Free: Revo Uninstaller Free is the best Uninstaller for Windows - a faster and more powerful alternate to ‘Windows Add Remove Programs’.
7.  JavaRa:  JavaRa is a removal tool for old and redundant JRE files, removing possible slowdown or version conflicts.
8.  AcroPDF PDF Speedup: PDF Speedup is a tweak tool to speed up performance of Adobe Reader by disabling (or re-enabling) almost all Adobe Reader plug-ins.
9.  YourWare Solutions FreeRamXP Pro: FreeRam XP Pro frees and optimizes PC’s RAM, increasing system performance can be configured to tweak in auto or manual modes.
Accessing internet
10.  Firefox / Google Chrome:  If you’re still with Internet Explorer, you should read 5 reasons to dump IE.  Worse, if you are still using IE 6, you must a complete idiot.  Become smart and move to Mozilla Firefox or Google Chrome  (always get the stable versions).  BTW here is a report that Chrome users get better rates shopping online - one more good reason to dump IE.
11.  Sylpheed & FreePOPs:  Sylpheed is a simple, lightweight but fully-featured, easy-to-use and highly secure email client.  FreePOPs is a POP3 access manager, mainly used to download mails from (almost) all webmail for offline use.
12.  Skype or Yahoo Messenger:  Use one or another.  If your needs are professional (meaning business standard), use Skype - it has better quality.  But if you have slower internet connection and are going to use for fun and need the many in-built features - use Yahoo Messenger.
13.  FreeDownload Manager:  A download manager that supports resumable downloads and multiple simultaneous downloads.  BTW if you Hostsman as per 12 Security tools for Windows, you might need to edit or disable it, as it blocks this site.
14.  SpeedGuide TCP Optimizer:  TCP Optimizer is a tool for tuning and optimizing your Internet connection
Others
15.  Paint.NET:  Paint.NET is the free image and photo editor, featuring intuitive and interactive interface supporting layers, unlimited undo, special effects.  The extensive plugins being actively developed is a definite plus.
16.  Picasa:  Although Picasa can edit photos and images, it is actually more of a photo organiser and sharing utility.
17.  Audacity: Audacity is an Audio editor for recording, slicing, and mixing audio.  While it is certainly not SONY Sound Forge, it should be enough for ‘normal’ audio editing needs.  BTW get the free LAME encoder to enable Audacity to export to MP3 format.
18.  NCH VideoPad:  VideoPad is a fully featured Video editor for slicing and splicing video.  While it is certainly not Adobe Premiere, it should be enough for ‘normal’ video editing needs.
19.  VLC Media Player: VLC media player is ‘the’ media player with almost all codecs built in, so no more irritation with ‘format not supported’ dialogues.
20.  ImgBurn:  ImgBurn is a fully featured, lightweight CD / DVD / HD DVD / Blu-ray burning application.  The only Con is there is no ‘copy disc’ feature.
21.  Code Sector TeraCopy:  TeraCopy is a utility to copy and move files faster with pause-resume ability and error check and recovery.  
22.  Notepad++:  Notepad++ is a Notepad replacement and source code editor with tabs, syntax highlighting and advanced search and replace functions.
23.  doPDF:  doPDF is a virtual printer driver to ‘print’ any printable documents - word, excel, powerpoint or webpage - as a pdf file.  It is the also the smallest and lightest of such virtual printer driver.
24.  7-Zip:  7-Zip is the must have file archive (compression) utility for almost any type of archive formats with the highest compression ratio.  The only other utility which beats 7-Zip is IZArc, which allows conversion between CD image file formats like (NRG to ISO).
Note:  I have absolutely no connection with any of the software writers or companies listed above, except for Digeus who had offered a free registration code for a review as explained here and here.  All software listed above are copyright of respective owners.

So, go ahead and enjoy these tools for free and with ease.
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12 Security tools for Windows - updated


The original post 10+2 Security tools for Windows has been rewritten and reposted as 12 Secirity Tools for Windows yesterday. 

Tomorrow’s post will be ‘24 Essential Utilities for Windows’, on which I’ve been working (off and on) over last 2 days. 
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And in next week will be the post ‘x ways to protect you online’ on which I’ll starting working after I finish the 24, and which might take a day or two (time permitting).
:-)
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Do it Arse-backwards to improve: Education Minister


Was it Shakespeare or Jefferson who said ‘A fool thinks himself as wise, while a wise man knows himself as a fool’?   Who ever it was, he should have added, ‘and the wisest man would resort to the most foolish actions’.  One such absurd act was the suggestion to do away with the Class 10 board exams in the schools.  Another was the cranky ‘percentile’ system introduced to grade school students last year.

The percentile is stupid because it doesn’t rate a student to a common standard; a standard which would stay uniform over a period of time.  The percentile is basically an exercise in finding averages of a class of students and then mark them as better or worse than their peers.  If the whole crop are uniformly stupid, an imbecile could even top the class.  The old system of marks was better - at one glance, anyone could instantly grasp how good or bad a particular student is. 

The Education Minister in one stroke made the ‘percentiles’ the order of the battle, just because the Americans and Europeans do it.  What he didn’t realise was the Indians who’ve studied without percentiles do better than Americans in GMAT!  Else, the logic seems to be that since we aim to equal Americans and Western Europeans in everything, our students should also score low in GMAT, equalling the Americans!
:-P

Even more foolish, the Minister has issued another diktat - that there would be no more Class 10 exams from this year.  What he probably forgot is that (any) foolish action has an uncanny habit of being shown up for what it is - idiotic - that too sooner than later.  Even before the wise man’s ‘ass backwards’ brainwave to abolish the exams go into effect comes the bombshell - Test taking is the best way to Really Learn [http://www.nytimes.com/2011/01/21/science/21memory.html?_r=1&partner=rss&emc=rss].

The latest study released yesterday shows that writing tests is better than repeated studying, generally accepted back home as ‘the’ sure-shot way to learn. 

It also proved to be better than concept mapping, a new craze doing the rounds in Chennai, with some fancy sounding names and cooked up training courses.

The study proved an oft stated maxim - that ‘one-study-session’ alone is not good enough - is correct; the students who studied that way scored the least.

tests_r_better

So what now Mr. Education Minister?  Would you eat your words and rescind the order or pull a fancy press conference and deny that the study ever reached such conclusions?  Or do one better and call the conclusions wrong?  Like you called the CAG report on loss to exchequer on 2G allotment as wrong?
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beagle-boys

My Mischievous Half murmurs, ‘Oops!  Guys!  Minister!  It was really unintentional. I mean, I didn’t remember that the Beagle Boys have numbers on their dress and they all start with ‘176-000’.  Thank God it doesn’t say Crores!’
0;-D
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